Shrek

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Item: Shrek
Size: 219 centimeters tall, 145 kilograms in weight
Living: Yes
Sentient: Yes
Location: your butthole Base 1
Potential/Current Hazards: Continuous anal penetration of staff members
Required Wear/Weaponry: butt plugs (see Appendix A)
Reported Anomaly: Total Onion Control

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