Shrek
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| Item: | Shrek |
| Size: | 219 centimeters tall, 145 kilograms in weight |
| Living: | Yes |
| Sentient: | Yes |
| Location: | your butthole Base 1 |
| Potential/Current Hazards: | Continuous anal penetration of staff members |
| Required Wear/Weaponry: | butt plugs (see Appendix A) |
| Reported Anomaly: | Total Onion Control |
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